Weekend Sports Rewind 5-17-11

In today’s episode Jerry Jones gets trumped, The Game has no game, Jorge Posada gets demoted, and Dwayne Wade gets posterized.

In today’s episode Jerry Jones gets trumped, The Game has no game, Jorge Posada gets demoted, and Dwayne Wade gets posterized.

If this was in fact Phil Jackson’s final season ever, where does he rank among the greatest coaches to ever do it? Who are some of the best coaches to ever do it?

In this weeks episode John Calipari gets his own bourbon, Snoop Dogg gives us his opinions on Pau Gasol, and we get our shake weight on. Plus much much more.

Benson was recently in Italy with his wife when he decided to go swing by the Vatican. He happened to be there on a Wednesday during Holy Week and tens of thousands people were gathered in St. Peter’s Square to see Pope Benedict at his weekly appearance.

If the Chicago Bulls defeat the Atlanta Hawks tonight, the Eastern Conference Finals will be set. However, Oprah is shooting one of her last shows at the United Center next Tuesday and her crew will need Monday to set up. Therefore, Game 1 would have to be moved to Sunday.

When I think of bunny rabbits, I think of cute little fluffy animals with long ears. I think of Warner Brothers and Bugs Bunny. I think of Easter. Now, thanks to some Nordic pervs all of that is ruined.

Add “March Madness” to the list of terms that have been trademarked. The NCAA paid $17.2 million to Intersport last October for the exclusive rights to the catch phrase.

Are you one of those crazy sports fans that prays for bad luck to fall upon your rival team? If so, there is now an app to satisfy your lunacy. SportsHex is a new iPhone app that allows delusional fans to place a curse on their least favorite team or player.

The Sesto Elemento is Lamborghini’s new £1.77 million carbon fiber dick-extension that gets it up to 100 mph in 2.5 seconds. Move over Viagra, millionaire playboys don’t even have to be able to perform to get the ladies wet with anticipation in this ride.

ReDonkulous (re – donk- u- lus): Skeet shooting with Charlie Sheen at pigeons released by Mike Tyson. In this weeks episode Pau Gasol gets dumped, Tyler Hansbrough can’t read, and Chad OchoCinco goes bull fighting.
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